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So... far... [Jan. 2nd, 2012|11:29 am]
Beemer
ME: Do you know the credit card number offhand?

JERRY: Um... no. Maybe I will after I've had coffee.

ME: Ugh. Now I have to walk all the way across the room to get my card.

JERRY: And mine is over there on the table, where I couldn't possibly reach it from here. First world problems.

ME: More like zeroth world problems, really.
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[User Picture]From: musikub
2012-01-02 06:34 pm (UTC)
Don't divide the world.
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[User Picture]From: aadroma
2012-01-03 05:43 am (UTC)
So you guys don't exist on ANY world??? O_O
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[User Picture]From: annlarimer
2012-01-03 04:41 pm (UTC)
Phone guy: Do you have a pen?
Me: I have many pens. I can also see several dozen colored pencils and a thingie full of art markers. It's just that none of them w--THIS ONE WORKS!
Phone guy: Okay, the number is--
Me: Hang on, I need to find a piece of paper that doesn't cost five dollars.
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