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The Mad Schemes of Dr. Tectonic

The Secret Identity of Beemer, Baron Mustache-Wax

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Name:
Beemer
Birthdate:
23 April 1972
Schools:
By day, Beemer, Baron Mustache Wax, programs computers as a scientist at a national research center. By night, he battles against his arch-nemesis, the super-heroic kung_fu_monkey, as he quests for the world's recognition as God-Emperor of the planet!

Since Kung Fu Monkey is also his boyfriend, this is occasionally... awkward.

Quote:
Cower, mortals, before the mighty wrath of my awesome EARTHQUAKE PROJECTOR RAY! Soon your beloved city will be naught but SMOKING RUBBLE unless... you accede to my demands!


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