Now I have a reason: I was spraying some household cleaner around and some got on my shirt. The major ingredient in this stuff turns out to be bleach, and now my shirt (which I liked) is kinda ruined.
Suck.
I saw a tiny bunny no bigger than my fist while taking out the recycling, but I am still cranky. Somebody suggest something that will restore my natural good humor and faith in the universe!