April 3rd, 2009

Mister Cranky-pants

Love Is People Who Understand You

Me: *cranky noise*

Jerry: What's wrong?

Me: Apparently it's my turn to feel out-of-sorts today.

Jerry: Well, you have permission to be out-of-sorts. Do whatever you need to do.

Me: *cranky noise*

Jerry: Fine, you don't have permission to be out-of-sorts!

Me: *louder, crankier noise*

Jerry: Is that better, Mister Contrary?

Me: ...yes, actually. Oh my god, I'm pathetic.

Jerry: Totally out-thought you there!