January 5th, 2010

Dream of Bingo

Mopey emo poem is mopey and emo

Attn Mgmt

I would like to report
some bugs
in the current version
of the universe:

The day is too short
and time runs too fast

The world is too small to hold us
but there's still too much of it

Winter is too cold
entropy too strong
and the stars are too far away

You can't hold hands
electronically

It's hard to write good poetry
when happy and content

and sometimes words
are not enough



These issues need to be addressed
as urgently as possible,
but definitely before
the next major release

By Tuesday
would be
even
better