March 13th, 2011

bluebeard

The Power of Pleasant

Grocery store checkout line. The clerk picks up the 12-pack of soda Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper to scan it and the box rips.

Clerk: Whoops! Do you want me to go get you a new one?

Me: ... Nah. If it hadn't ripped on you, it probably would have done it to me.

Clerk: Are you sure?

Me: Don't worry about it.

Clerk: *scans single Hot Pocket coupon three times*