January 2nd, 2012


So... far...

ME: Do you know the credit card number offhand?

JERRY: Um... no. Maybe I will after I've had coffee.

ME: Ugh. Now I have to walk all the way across the room to get my card.

JERRY: And mine is over there on the table, where I couldn't possibly reach it from here. First world problems.

ME: More like zeroth world problems, really.