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Lolcrabz [Oct. 13th, 2007|01:17 am]
Crustacea iz funny, too!

A crab macro for you:

Hmm. I suppose maybe that's more of a "macro crab".

(It's a coconut crab. They are big.)

[User Picture]From: zalena
2007-10-13 02:25 pm (UTC)
It is trying to decipher images (and text) like this that makes me realize that there is a lot of nuance I am not catching in GSL (Geek as a Second Language.)

What is 'o hai'? I've been seeing it everywhere and haven't deciphered it, yet.

Her perpetural lameness,
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2007-10-13 03:47 pm (UTC)
It's just "Oh, hi!" terribly misspelled.
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[User Picture]From: zalena
2007-10-13 04:13 pm (UTC)
But it has MORE letters than just typing 'Hi.'

Is that the joke?
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[User Picture]From: thedragonweaver
2007-10-13 05:12 pm (UTC)
It started with cat macros, where the horrible misspellings were an attempt to sound like people thought cats would type. Of course, cats really type like "ijosertekjnzxcvuyg," but that's indecipherable.
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[User Picture]From: zalena
2007-10-13 06:59 pm (UTC)
WHAT? That's even weirder. Why would pets be typing? Obviously they communicate via telepathy.
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[User Picture]From: dcseain
2007-10-13 08:27 pm (UTC)
Tsk! That's the conclusion you get for applying logic. That'll learn ya.
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[User Picture]From: kung_fu_monkey
2007-10-14 02:04 pm (UTC)
Um, can I point out that this crab is big enough to feed two families? And that is clearly capable of relocating itself from its natural environment to raid our garbage cans? Is anyone else sort of worried about that? Not to mention the fact that it looks like the face-hugger things from Alien? Add to that Z's theory of telepathic animals. We are just screwed!
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[User Picture]From: lovecarnievan
2007-10-14 06:18 pm (UTC)
Yeah, this is where I immediately went. I don't want to exist in a world where BUGS this size invade our trash cans. And the telepathy? Where's my Zoloft? I need to up my dosage. Where's my armor...and my gun...
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