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Ow, and wah. [Oct. 14th, 2008|06:32 pm]
Beemer
Dear Tontor, The Headache That Destroys All Ability To Focus On Anything,

I appreciate that you just gave me a call today, instead of dropping to spend the day the way you usually do. Talking to you on the phone is a lot less unpleasant than hanging out with you in person, metaphorically speaking.

You still eliminated any vestige of productivity I might have had today, and I don't really have time for that because I'm really busy.

Please go away, you brain-hammering prick.

Love,

Me
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[User Picture]From: sunsmogseahorse
2008-10-15 02:17 am (UTC)
Are you having migraines? I did for years. Go to your doctor, don't suffer.
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2008-10-15 02:56 am (UTC)
Oh, it's nothing at all like a migraine, from what I've read of them. It's just this particular flavor of headache I get very occasionally that, even though it's not all that painful, utterly destroys my ability to do any kind of thinking that requires actual effort.
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[User Picture]From: dcseain
2008-10-15 03:18 am (UTC)
Excedrin is your friend. Take at least 2 to start, maybe 3, then as needed every 2 hours - or as long as you can go, up to 8 tablets a day.
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From: (Anonymous)
2008-10-15 01:42 pm (UTC)
Dear Dr. Tectonic:

Get some decent amount of sleep, and drink lots of fluids. When you refrain from doing so, I can't help come to the neighborhood. It's like keeping an open trash can and complaining about the raccoons.

With love,

Tontor.
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[User Picture]From: goddessdster
2008-10-15 01:44 pm (UTC)
There's an unexpected kindness to Tontor I find refreshing. I wish my headaches would give me advice.
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2008-10-15 03:23 pm (UTC)
Ha! He's just trying to be shirk the blame.
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[User Picture]From: goddessdster
2008-10-15 04:10 pm (UTC)
You know, you're right. He does sound kind of preachy. Die, Tontor, Die!
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2008-10-15 03:23 pm (UTC)
Tontor,

Dude, don't try and play that "oh, he was asking for it" bullshit on me. I know dehydration and lack of sleep headaches, and you're no Jack Heddachy. You're a fucker who just shows up to make trouble is what you are.

Die in a fire,

Me
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[User Picture]From: annlarimer
2008-10-15 02:18 pm (UTC)
Sometimes Tontor comes to visit my uterus. He plays his stereo really loud and practices with his morningstar.
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[User Picture]From: goddessdster
2008-10-15 04:09 pm (UTC)
Tontor's evil twin TamTam visits mine with a railroad spike.
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