I appreciate that you just gave me a call today, instead of dropping to spend the day the way you usually do. Talking to you on the phone is a lot less unpleasant than hanging out with you in person, metaphorically speaking.
You still eliminated any vestige of productivity I might have had today, and I don't really have time for that because I'm really busy.
Please go away, you brain-hammering prick.
Love,
Me