Anyway, speaking of, since I have not read the Twilight books but have nevertheless derived amusement from them, I thought I would point y'all who may be interested toward cleolinda Jones's Twilight recaps. She snarks very entertainingly about them, because, as she puts it:
"I enjoyed the first book--and hated the second--more than I expected. The third one just made me scream. And yet I am hopelessly addicted to them."