Beemer (dr_tectonic) wrote,
Beemer
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Pome

In lieu of an actual post, which would require thought that is in short supply because I am working on QCing the Canadian data as fast as I can, I'll hop on the poetry meme. Here's one of my favorite poems. Feel free to post one of yours in response...


Résumé, by Dorothy Parker

Razors pain you,
Rivers are damp,
Acids stain you,
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns aren't lawful,
Nooses give,
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
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