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Cannot brain, I haz teh dumb [Apr. 29th, 2009|11:28 am]
Beemer
Me: Hey computer, remote-copy the files in Folder X over on Other Computer to Folder X on My Computer, would you?

Other Computer (pretending to be My Computer): Uh, sure. You know I've never remote-copied anything from Other Computer before, right?

Me: That's mildly odd, because you totally do it all the time. Whatever. Proceed!

Other Computer: Right-o! *remote-copies files from Folder X on itself to Folder X on itself*

Me: Waitaminute...

Other Computer: Done!

Files: *are not destroyed*

Me: ohthankgod

My Brain: Oh, hey, that not recognizing the remote machine thing was probably significant, wasn't it?

Me: You are so goddam useless.

My Brain: *ponders possible connotations of spelling 'goddam' with or without the N.*

Me: *headdesk*
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[User Picture]From: alpha_orionis_v
2009-04-30 12:08 am (UTC)
Maybe it's just me, but "goddamn" spelt any other way just looks WRONG. D:

And FireFox wants to correct "goddamn" to "godparent." WTF?
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[User Picture]From: nehrlich
2009-04-30 04:21 am (UTC)
Yay, more Beemer-Brain conversations!
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[User Picture]From: kev_bot
2009-05-01 06:13 am (UTC)
But you HAVE to spell it with the N.

Wait, right?

Unless there's a SUFFIX!!!

Goddamn.

Goddammit!

WHAT THE COCK!?

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