Other Computer (pretending to be My Computer): Uh, sure. You know I've never remote-copied anything from Other Computer before, right?
Me: That's mildly odd, because you totally do it all the time. Whatever. Proceed!
Other Computer: Right-o! *remote-copies files from Folder X on itself to Folder X on itself*
Me: Waitaminute...
Other Computer: Done!
Files: *are not destroyed*
Me: ohthankgod
My Brain: Oh, hey, that not recognizing the remote machine thing was probably significant, wasn't it?
Me: You are so goddam useless.
My Brain: *ponders possible connotations of spelling 'goddam' with or without the N.*
Me: *headdesk*
