"3 to 8 working days" and "completely unknown, plus 1 week"

I feel i may have spent too many years in software support and interfacing with developpers. The above-quoted bit parses for me as "Somewhere between next month and three months down the pike, depending on what ancient evils i stumble across as i work, updates to follow as appropriate, now go away and let me work, deadlines be damned."

And thank you for reminding me that I need to bring a Phillips screwdriver to work today. And some Simple Green, sponges and a razor blade. My new office needs some love.

I hope your week goes well, bear. What's with the crazy schedule?

Thanks. It's just a bunch of things randomly converging, as they do...

So you couldn't lay hands on some vodka and Milk of Magnesia either?!?

Thank you! Somebody needed to say it.

You were asking for it!