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Mopey emo poem is mopey and emo [Jan. 5th, 2010|05:53 pm]
Attn Mgmt

I would like to report
some bugs
in the current version
of the universe:

The day is too short
and time runs too fast

The world is too small to hold us
but there's still too much of it

Winter is too cold
entropy too strong
and the stars are too far away

You can't hold hands

It's hard to write good poetry
when happy and content

and sometimes words
are not enough

These issues need to be addressed
as urgently as possible,
but definitely before
the next major release

By Tuesday
would be

[User Picture]From: dcseain
2010-01-06 01:17 am (UTC)

Dear User,

Thank you for contact.
Alas, length of day and time
are features, as intended.

Winter need not be
too cold, if only you would
move further South.

Holding hands as you
will see can be corrected
with knowledge in time.

Entropy is and it
yet shall be. The stars, they are
where they need to be.

Glad your are content.
Next release is due out far
in the future. Good day.
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2010-01-06 06:27 pm (UTC)
This works in a number of different tones. Well-done!

(And I'm glad you liked it enough to reply. :)
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