I would like to report
some bugs
in the current version
of the universe:
The day is too short
and time runs too fast
The world is too small to hold us
but there's still too much of it
Winter is too cold
entropy too strong
and the stars are too far away
You can't hold hands
electronically
It's hard to write good poetry
when happy and content
and sometimes words
are not enough
These issues need to be addressed
as urgently as possible,
but definitely before
the next major release
By Tuesday
would be
even
better
