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Mopey emo poem is mopey and emo [Jan. 5th, 2010|05:53 pm]
Beemer
Attn Mgmt

I would like to report
some bugs
in the current version
of the universe:

The day is too short
and time runs too fast

The world is too small to hold us
but there's still too much of it

Winter is too cold
entropy too strong
and the stars are too far away

You can't hold hands
electronically

It's hard to write good poetry
when happy and content

and sometimes words
are not enough



These issues need to be addressed
as urgently as possible,
but definitely before
the next major release

By Tuesday
would be
even
better
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Comments:
[User Picture]From: annlarimer
2010-01-06 06:00 pm (UTC)
Dear Valued Customer:

Your feedback is important to us. Although we cannot respond to every comment personally, please be assured we do read each and every one.

The Universe's large user base means that it is not always possible to is he still reading? Man, I hate this job. It's worse than when I worked for Microsoft. Fuck it, I'm getting coffee.

Sincerely,

The Universe
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[User Picture]From: dr_tectonic
2010-01-06 06:28 pm (UTC)
*snerk*
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