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The Power of Pleasant [Mar. 13th, 2011|10:45 am]
Beemer
Grocery store checkout line. The clerk picks up the 12-pack of soda Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper to scan it and the box rips.

Clerk: Whoops! Do you want me to go get you a new one?

Me: ... Nah. If it hadn't ripped on you, it probably would have done it to me.

Clerk: Are you sure?

Me: Don't worry about it.

Clerk: *scans single Hot Pocket coupon three times*
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[User Picture]From: annlarimer
2011-03-14 03:06 pm (UTC)
The Kwik-e-Mart clerk gave me my cocoa for free because it was blizzarding. I walked down the street in my awesome parka, carrying a gallon of milk, bypassing the unmoving cars, and drinking my cocoa LIKE A BOSS.
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[User Picture]From: lovecarnievan
2011-03-15 10:45 pm (UTC)
A clerk in Spokane once let me walk out with a gallon of milk because I was balancing it on my head.
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