|The Power of Pleasant
||[Mar. 13th, 2011|10:45 am]
Grocery store checkout line. The clerk picks up the 12-pack of soda Diet Cherry Dr. Pepper to scan it and the box rips.|
Clerk: Whoops! Do you want me to go get you a new one?
Me: ... Nah. If it hadn't ripped on you, it probably would have done it to me.
Clerk: Are you sure?
Me: Don't worry about it.
Clerk: *scans single Hot Pocket coupon three times*