?

Log in

No account? Create an account
Sandpapery - The Mad Schemes of Dr. Tectonic [entries|archive|friends|userinfo]
Beemer

[ userinfo | livejournal userinfo ]
[ archive | journal archive ]

Sandpapery [Jul. 4th, 2011|06:37 pm]
Beemer
So not only did I manage to scrape my lower lip on the bottom of the swimming pool last week, on Friday I scraped both my knees, too.

I think our pool is just exceptionally abrasive.

Okay, okay, I know that the bit everyone's interested here is "how did you manage to scrape your lip on the bottom of the pool?!?"

The first thing is, I was swimming with my contacts in, so I had to keep my eyes shut tight whenever I was underwater. So I was gliding along underwater and I felt my trunks starting to slide down. I reached back to pull them up, and I think the change in profile caused my angle of attack to dip downward, and in short order I bounced off the bottom with the lower part of my face and my sternum.

No significant damage done in either case, just... ow! Pool, you are supposed to be a nice thing, don't be all scrapey!</i>
LinkReply

Comments:
[User Picture]From: dcseain
2011-07-05 02:44 am (UTC)
Dude! You need swimming goggles!
(Reply) (Thread)
[User Picture]From: annlarimer
2011-07-05 06:04 pm (UTC)
Lucky it was just your lip, then, really.

"How on earth did you...?"
"Get the Neosporin, and then we will never speak of this again."
"GUYS GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"
"Rrrrr..."
(Reply) (Thread)