||[Jan. 2nd, 2012|11:29 am]
ME: Do you know the credit card number offhand?|
JERRY: Um... no. Maybe I will after I've had coffee.
ME: Ugh. Now I have to walk all the way across the room to get my card.
JERRY: And mine is over there on the table, where I couldn't possibly reach it from here. First world problems.
ME: More like zeroth world problems, really.