I'm a fan of absurdist humor in general, but elephant jokes have a special place in my
A proper elephant joke takes the form of a question and answer, viz:
Why do elephants eat peanuts?
Because they are saltier than prunes.
Often they come in sequence, with a kind of internal logic and structure.
How many elephants are there on a Nurndy team?
Eleven. Two borks, six forwards, two wopplers, and a goalie.
Why are elephants so much better at Nurndy than humans?
Because they wopple better.
As I have mentioned elsewhere, I dyed my hair purple a week ago. It was starting to fade, so I recolored it yesterday, and it looks pretty good. I also managed to get some decent pictures of it today.
Which means I can finally share with you my Halloween costume.
But in order to do so, I will have to tell you a few jokes, because the costume is conceptual in nature.
Why are elephants colored gray?
[Answer]So you can tell them from canaries.
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill?
[Answer]"Here come the elephants over the hill."
What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill wearing dark glasses?
[Answer]Nothing, he didn't recognize them.
What's the difference between an elephant and a grape?
[Answer]Grapes are purple.
What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill?
[Answer]"Ooo, look at all those grapes!" (She was colorblind.)
How do you tell an elephant from a grape if you're colorblind?
[Answer]Jump around on it for a while. If you don't get any wine, it's an elephant.
This is my Halloween costume. What am I?
[Click for purple hair!]
[Answer]I'm an elephant... in disguise!
How can you tell?
[Answer]Because I look nothing whatsoever like an elephant!