Me: Ooo, is that Buck Rogers?
Monkey: Shall we watch an episode or two?
We watch the first half of the pilot.
Me: Well, that's actually not as bad as I was--
Episode: End credits song starts to play
Both: OH SWEET JESUS WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Next episode plays
Me: Well, still, the technobabble isn't so--
Episode: Space Disco!
Both: Oh god.
Episode: Romance from nowhere!
Me: I can't watch.
Episode: Really lousy fisticuffs!
Monkey: It doesn't work like that!
Episode: Terrible dialogue!
Monkey: I blame you.
Me: That's fair. That's fair.
Netflix: Next episode starting in 10, 9, 8...
Both: TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF TURN IT OFF!