Beemer (dr_tectonic) wrote,
Beemer
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Work emails

This was in my inbox upon arriving at work today. Note that Colleague 2 is a morning person, and typically works 7-3. The rest of us are NOT morning people, and keep schedules more like 10-6.


Colleague 1: "I have to take my cat to the vet, so I'm working from home again today. And I'm taking tomorrow off, so I'll see you all on Monday."

Colleague 2: "It is dark and lonely here, and I'm going to rent out your offices to the homeless."

Colleague 3: "Um... make sure they bathe before they sit in my chair."
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