||[Oct. 30th, 2014|11:12 am]
This was in my inbox upon arriving at work today. Note that Colleague 2 is a morning person, and typically works 7-3. The rest of us are NOT morning people, and keep schedules more like 10-6.|
Colleague 1: "I have to take my cat to the vet, so I'm working from home again today. And I'm taking tomorrow off, so I'll see you all on Monday."
Colleague 2: "It is dark and lonely here, and I'm going to rent out your offices to the homeless."
Colleague 3: "Um... make sure they bathe before they sit in my chair."