The Mad Schemes of Dr. Tectonic

The Secret Identity of Beemer, Baron Mustache-Wax

23 April 1972
By day, Beemer, Baron Mustache Wax, programs computers as a scientist at a national research center. By night, he battles against his arch-nemesis, the super-heroic kung_fu_monkey, as he quests for the world's recognition as God-Emperor of the planet!

Since Kung Fu Monkey is also his boyfriend, this is occasionally... awkward.

Cower, mortals, before the mighty wrath of my awesome EARTHQUAKE PROJECTOR RAY! Soon your beloved city will be naught but SMOKING RUBBLE unless... you accede to my demands!

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